Your ovaries are dead to me.

CLIMB A MOUNTAIN. TELL NOBODY.

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Wow, so LoudTwitter sucks. Sorry if I in any way raeped your flists with my automatic twitter updates.

In other news, I need to have a piece, either nonfiction or fiction, max. 5000 words, submitted to my school's literary magazine (which is also published nationally) by 11:59 tonight. Required for my creative writing class. ACK

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  • 16:55 We can't stop *here*. This is bat country! #
  • 18:39 I have found that about 80% of submissions on textsfromlastnight.com are from Michigan/Detroit area codes. Hmm #
  • 18:41 s-o-c-i-a-l-i-s-m is here to stay
    s-o-c-i-a-l-i-s-m is the only way
    thanks sam roberts. #
  • 23:27 Matthew Gray Gubler...you are delightful. And delicious. #
~Cori

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  • 21:50 Hanging out at the hotel bar with an eleven year old. Class, my friends. #

~Cori

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  • 22:17 What does one lover plus one fiancee equal? One whore. #
  • 23:02 I love that pfizer is going to be giving free viagra to (qualified) people who lose their jobs. Now THAT'S what i call a stimulus package. #
~Cori

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  • 23:18 my theories on lost tonight: Jacob and the man he was on the island with are Egyptian gods personified, possibly Anubis and someone else ... #
  • 23:19 not-Locke dude's forms (Apep was an evil troublemaker, thought to be able to take the shape of several serpentine creatures). #lost #
~Cori

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  • 17:37 what...is in the upper left corner of twitter today? i'm very confused. not complaining, but confused. #

~Cori

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  • 22:39 Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake are pure magic together. "mother lover"...i don't even. oh man. #

~Cori

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  • 20:46 "Bitch...you don't *have* a future." I love Kill Bill. #
  • 20:51 @meghan_mongoose Everything makes sense now. You are magical also. you're like a sexy unicorn #
  • 23:37 Found a copy of the Buddhist Handbook. Now I'll finally know what they're talking about at family church events yayyy #
~Cori

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  • 17:28 @meghan_mongoose i do not get device updates yet twitter keeps texting me with your tweets! blargh #

~Cori

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  • 19:22 The best part of my day was this little girl hopping along home from school with her dad wearing fairy wings. Impossibly precious. #
  • 13:11 "usually, if you ask a dog what's on top of a house, he'll say *roof*! If you ask an alpha dog, he'll say 'a hot tub for all my bitches!'" #
  • 13:12 Quote above by Stephen Colbert, who is amazing. #
~Cori

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  • 21:06 In my road rage, I yelled "A turn signal would be f***ing delicious!!!* I...am confused by myself. #
  • 22:21 Excuse me, I said that a turn signal would "taste" delicious. #
~Cori

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  • 17:15 In a cough-syrup induced haze. Math class is extra fun today #
  • 20:15 ohmahgah shawn and mark dancing to "never had a friend like me" on dancing with the stars. i'm geeking out right now #
  • 01:52 ADDJ #
  • 12:01 bang camaro: how can we get away with having all our friends in this band?
    aw, dude, let's just have gang vocals on every single song! #
~Cori

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  • 18:20 exciting times in the woods last night. Surprisingly, a past-midnight hike on an unlit path after a few rounds turned out to be a good plan. #
  • 18:22 ps sorry LA hipsters, practicing extensive drug use and free love doesn't make you hippies. I know where the REAL hippies are #
  • 19:29 my voice as of now has been equated to that lady in the anti-smoking commercial with the tracheotomy. i love it #
  • 20:56 Dollhouse just blew my mind. I love you, Joss Whedon. #
~Cori

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  • 17:50 I'm ridiculously excited to watch "Life After People". Basically if we all died, what would happen to earth. Is this morbid of me? #
  • 17:51 first city of focus: Chicago. Wrigley Field: plants gone wild! #
  • 22:31 @TakaShige aah ok. well nice to meet you, other Taka. #
  • 22:48 Full Metal Jacket is quite an intense film. Damn. #
  • 23:29 Is it bad that I kind of think the life after people world is probably better off than the world as it is now? #
  • 12:24 Going to the woods to play with some animals. Hiking is my favorite #
~Cori

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  • 19:03 little kids are the best. my neighbors are running around with safeway bags tied to sticks like it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. #
  • 19:07 Finishing "Some Kind of Monster" a month after I started it. yeaaah #
  • 23:22 @TakaShige Are you the Taka that's in my Creative Writing class? #
  • 00:05 www.textsfromlastnight.com
    go right now, you will not regret it. thank you jennifer. #
  • 00:19 omg something(one?) is digging through the recycling outside. I'M FREAKING OUT #
  • 00:24 ok, just heard a man coughing. could be the neighbors or could be the psychopath going through our trash. D: D: D: #
~Cori

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  • 22:19 woke up barely able to breathe because the glands under my jaw were so swollen, sore throat, developed aches later. THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL #
  • 22:20 on the plus side, i totally sounded like janis joplin while singing along with my ipod this morning. #
  • 22:21 also quite nauseous, but that may be from the tempeh. #
~Cori

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  • 21:09 let's eliminate the cash economy and make the currency hugs or rainbows or something. #
  • 09:42 swine flu and serial killers: mother nature's way of saying "eff you, stop breeding". #
~Cori

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  • 15:16 a diva is a female version of a hustler, of-a-of-a hustler #
  • 16:35 i think i'm going to choreograph a dance to "diva" for my hip hop final. Too good to pass up. #
  • 00:55 left my debit card at dave and busters. but, pretty sure it was the expired one. you are sinful, mr. #
  • 00:55 must call them tomorrow. argh. #
  • 10:12 no more 21st birthdays. you can't make me. urggggh #
~Cori

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  • 23:06 Still reading Gonzo (hunter s. thompson bio) but finally getting to the good part. Screw childhood, I want to know about the acid trips! #
  • 23:10 Saying "I'm okay with gay people, I just don't think they should be able to marry" is nonsensical. Replace "gay" with black or asian or #
  • 23:11 yellow or green or blonde...whatever you like. And THEN tell me that you're not discriminating against another human being. #
~Cori

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  • 21:32 i wonder if such a high percentage of marriages end badly because human beings aren't meant to live as long as they do. Modern medicine. #
  • 21:36 i thought the guy taking a camera phone picture on Lost was using a memory erasing thingie. I live in this era, yup. #
  • 13:51 Someone's trying to compare a friend's cooking skills to shakespeare's work based on them both being uneducated but brilliant. No bitch no. #
  • 13:55 people are also comparing him to james patterson, danielle steele, and tupac. KILL ME #
~Cori

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